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Monthly Archives: September 2010

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Win a signed copy of ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’!

September 26, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

You never know, it might be worth something one day… The lovely Becky at Book Reviews For Mums has written one of the best reviews I’ve ever read of ‘Goodbye, […]

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Week Thirty Eight: My lovely lady trumps

September 24, 2010by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut, as it always seems to get me in some kind of trouble – or at the very least earns me a withering stare. […]

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The Story So Far…

September 23, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

So, you may have gathered through my incessant Tweeting and Facebook pimping that ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is out now as a book, packed full of hilarious observations on pregnancy and […]

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It's doubtful she'd look this happy.

Week Thirty Seven: Not that I ever massage children, mind you…

September 17, 2010by Ben Wakeling 5 Comments

Mental note: apparently, “Sucks to be you” is not an acceptable response after your mrs grumbles about how uncomfortable she is. You may feel I’m being harsh, and I probably […]

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The CBeebies episodes they refuse to film (‘cos of the kids…)

September 12, 2010by Ben Wakeling 11 Comments

If you’re a parent of young children, as I am, you will most likely be familiar with the kids’ shows on CBeebies. Some are good (whatever happened to Space Pirates?), […]

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*Fanfare, trumpets, etc*

September 10, 2010by Ben Wakeling 15 Comments

Today’s the day! ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad’ is now officially released! I would smash a bottle of champagne against the side of my laptop like […]

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"I should not have worn makeup..."

Week Thirty Six: Houston, we are engaged and ready for launch

September 10, 2010by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment

This week began by a trip to the hospital. Jess’ hands and feet had swelled so much her toes looked like they warranted their own biceps, and as well as […]

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Week Thirty Five: Public Enemy No.1

September 3, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

Jess is actually beginning to resent me a bit. I know! Me, of all people! I’ve been nothing but charming. It’s because she wants to be skinny and fit. I’m […]

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Figuring Out Fatherhood

My fortnightly column for Parentdish...
The obligatory birth story

Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

Is my son losing his innocence too quickly?

Do you ban your children from watching any kids' TV programmes?

20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

Things I’m Doing

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