Hooraaay. It’s that time of year again, when kids who are out much later than they should be expect sweets in return for simply wearing a stupid costume and knocking […]
…I get up in the morning.
Bags? More like chuffin’ epic suitcases of luggage that, if brought onto a plane, would have to be taken off again because said plane simply would not be able to […]
Kids say the funniest things, they reckon; and there have been a couple of recent instances when my three year-old son, Isaac, has lived up to this phrase. I should […]
Not like that, you filthy person. Just to let you know that there’s 10% off my book now if you buy through Lulu!
Dear loyal lovers, I’m reaching out to the wider world, what with my book now being available to buy through Amazon ‘n all! Can I ask a favour please? If […]
3.00am: The sound of pooing wakes me up; a long, sputtering squelch like someone squeezing the last out of a shampoo bottle. It takes me a couple of minutes to […]
Here’s a guest post from Jo at Slummy Single Mummy. If you fancy writing a guest post for ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, get in touch! People often tell me I don’t […]
There was a time quite recently, while my wife was pregnant, when she became pretty ill with tonsillitis and was bed-ridden. This left me to look after our 3 year-old son, Isaac, […]
Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel […]