Five Things to do to Trick or Treaters
Hooraaay. It’s that time of year again, when kids who are out much later than they should be expect sweets in return for simply wearing a stupid costume and knocking […]
Monthly Archives: October 2010
The Reason…
…I get up in the morning.
Bags Under My Eyes…
Bags? More like chuffin’ epic suitcases of luggage that, if brought onto a plane, would have to be taken off again because said plane simply would not be able to […]
My Son and His Big Mouth
Kids say the funniest things, they reckon; and there have been a couple of recent instances when my three year-old son, Isaac, has lived up to this phrase. I should […]
Just a Quickie…
Not like that, you filthy person. Just to let you know that there’s 10% off my book now if you buy through Lulu!
‘GPB’ now available on Amazon!
Dear loyal lovers, I’m reaching out to the wider world, what with my book now being available to buy through Amazon ‘n all! Can I ask a favour please? If […]
A Day in the Life of my Five Month-Old Son
3.00am: The sound of pooing wakes me up; a long, sputtering squelch like someone squeezing the last out of a shampoo bottle. It takes me a couple of minutes to […]
Guest Post: Pregnancy and Birth
Here’s a guest post from Jo at Slummy Single Mummy. If you fancy writing a guest post for ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, get in touch! People often tell me I don’t […]
The Horror of Playgroups
There was a time quite recently, while my wife was pregnant, when she became pretty ill with tonsillitis and was bed-ridden. This left me to look after our 3 year-old son, Isaac, […]
Week Thirty Nine: The Birth Story
Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel […]
