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Archive for March, 2011
A Simple Question…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bread, dialect, food, nutrition on March 31, 2011 | 2 Comments »
A Bit of Give and Take
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged arguments, Cheryl Cole, child, children, construction, fatherhood, infant, Keanu Reeves, negotiation, parenthood, parenting, Steven Seagal on March 30, 2011 | 5 Comments »
My day job is as a Quantity Surveyor for a housebuilding company, and yes, I have been known to count bricks, before you ask. A lot of my time, though, is taken up with negotiation – usually over price. Numbers get flung around like poo in a monkey enclosure, things are conceded and gained, and [...]
Looking for the ultimate guide to being a dad?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, babies, dads, expectant parents, fatherhood, first time dads, first time parents, funny, humor, humour, mums, new parents, parenting, parenting help, parenting information, pregnancy, pregnancy diary, pregnancy help, preschool, teething, weaning on March 25, 2011 | 4 Comments »
You lucky, lucky people. Or words to that effect. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has done pretty well since it was published as a book back in September. It’s received great reviews and I’ve had some lovely feedback from both mums and dads, for which I honestly thank you. For the last few months I’ve been slaving [...]
This Post May Contain Rude Words
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged anatomy, children, genitalia, paedophile, paedophilia, pedophile on March 15, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Not swear words, mind. I don’t swear. I mean the proper words for wong, giblets, privates, woo-woo, widgie, tuppence…whatever it is that you call that thing you’ve got down there. Allow me to explain. My wife attends a parenting class each week – not because she sucks at being a mum or anything (she doesn’t, [...]
Product Review: Love2Read.co.uk Books
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged book, books, child, kid, literacy, read, reading on March 3, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I was recently offered a free book by the lovely Caroline at love2read.co.uk. What kind of author would say no?! At love2read you can create your own personalised photobook that you can read with your kids to boost their literacy skills as well as giving them something fun to look at. Here’s my review… Here’s [...]
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