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Archive for April, 2011
Nothing makes my son laugh…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, bay, funny, laughing on April 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Man, that song sticks in your head…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged girls, lelli kelly, make up, parenting, shoes on April 28, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
It’s Lelli Kelly, the cutest shoes OH YEAH With Lelli Kelly we are so cool OH YE- *sound of being punted over a fence* Man, that tune’s annoying. So’s the advert. I am, of course, talking about those Lelli Kelly shoes. Let’s ignore the terrible dubbing for a second, and the garish footwear: I need [...]
CBeebies Episodes They Refuse to Film: Part 2
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cbeebies, children, childrens, episodes, funny, kids, parenting, television on April 26, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Back in the day, when I were a lad, I wrote about some CBeebies episodes I thought should be filmed. It was really really funny. I suggest you read it. It’s time for a decent sequel, like Iron Man 2, Toy Story 2, or Greas- oh. Let’s crack on. Big Barn Farm In an attempt [...]
Tick, tock…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, blogger, blogging, child, dads, father, fatherhood, funny, nomination, parent, parenthood, parenting, poetry, pregnancy, writing on April 22, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Don’t worry. That’s not me counting down the seconds of your life, although it is ticking away. It’s simply to let you know that nominations for the MAD Blog Awards close on Monday 25th April, so I don’t have much time to convince as many of you as possible to put goodbyepertbreasts.com forward for an [...]
How Time Flies…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged baby, birthday, child, infant, love on April 21, 2011 | 3 Comments »
This time last year my wife was super-uncomfortable, perhaps wheezing a bit, probably gorging on chocolate and claiming it was a craving. I, on the other hand, would most likely have been typing my penultimate ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts‘ diary entry at this very laptop, musing about how it would take over the world, and thinking [...]
Quite the Rhyme-Master
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged food, fruit, illustrations, illustrator, nutrition, poems, poetry, vegetables, writer on April 13, 2011 | 9 Comments »
I’ve gone and written another poem. This time it’s one for kids, so it doesn’t involve fat people or anything rude. I’d have published this as a book (you know me, I just love to self-publish) but it turns out I can’t illustrate, and the only people who can charge way too much for the [...]
Interviews with Isaac: Pets, Colonel Gaddafi and Brushing a Crocodile’s Teeth
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged animals, fatherhood, funny, interview, Libya, parenting, pets, son on April 12, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve not done many interviews before, and so in preparation for my upcoming chats with various parents for my Sands book – and to test out my new little recorder gizmo thing – I thought I’d interview my 3 year-old son, Isaac. Here’s the transcript: alternatively you can listen to the interview in full – [...]
If you ain’t first, you’re last
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, mads, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, writing on April 5, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Fellow parents, take heed. You may remember last year when I asked – nay, begged – for your nomination in the MAD Blog Awards 2010. You came up trumps, and in September I found myself in Bognor Regis at a rather swanky awards ceremony. It was a great evening, apart from the fact I didn’t [...]
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