…the boy is made of stone.
It’s Lelli Kelly, the cutest shoes OH YEAH With Lelli Kelly we are so cool OH YE- *sound of being punted over a fence* Man, that tune’s annoying. So’s the […]
Back in the day, when I were a lad, I wrote about some CBeebies episodes I thought should be filmed. It was really really funny. I suggest you read it. […]
Don’t worry. That’s not me counting down the seconds of your life, although it is ticking away. It’s simply to let you know that nominations for the MAD Blog Awards […]
This time last year my wife was super-uncomfortable, perhaps wheezing a bit, probably gorging on chocolate and claiming it was a craving. I, on the other hand, would most likely […]
I’ve gone and written another poem. This time it’s one for kids, so it doesn’t involve fat people or anything rude. I’d have published this as a book (you know […]