The other day I tweeted about some shocking local news. No fewer than THREE DOGS trampled on some poor woman’s picnic whilst she was enjoying a summer afternoon in the park. Not only that, but they jumped on her dog. When she confronted the owner of the three ruffian pooches, she got a very terse response.

For some reason, I’ve gone onto a nifty text to speech conversion site to see what this terrifying news story would sound like if spoken by a posh English gentleman. I love the way he says ‘quiche’.

Here’s the link to the mp3, and to the original story. Both open in their own window, so you can relax.

I’m still quite shaken. What kind of world do we live in?!