The other day I tweeted about some shocking local news. No fewer than THREE DOGS trampled on some poor woman’s picnic whilst she was enjoying a summer afternoon in the park. Not only that, but they jumped on her dog. When she confronted the owner of the three ruffian pooches, she got a very terse response.
For some reason, I’ve gone onto a nifty text to speech conversion site to see what this terrifying news story would sound like if spoken by a posh English gentleman. I love the way he says ‘quiche’.
I’m still quite shaken. What kind of world do we live in?!