Today I revolted many people on Twitter by announcing one of my worst habits: picking off peeling, sunburnt skin and eating it. It provoked the kind of reaction only before seen in Egypt, Libya, and when you think of Susan Boyle naked: I am being persecuted for my honesty. So here’s your chance to ‘fess [...]
Archive for June, 2011
Time to Dish the Dirt
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bad habits, twitter on June 29, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Le French Observations
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged children, france, holiday, travel, vacation on June 28, 2011 | 9 Comments »
Do you know what eight hours in a car, two hours on a ferry and then another three hours in the car does to your backside? By the time I climbed out of my Mondeo after driving back from Western France after this arduous journey, my bumcheeks were so numb I could swear they were [...]
Silent Sunday
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cybermummy, france, holiday, meal, photo, silent sunday, vacation on June 26, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Silent Sunday
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bacon, beans, breakfast, eggs, sausage on June 19, 2011 | 8 Comments »
Book Review: ‘Fatherhood: The Essential Guide’, by Tim Atkinson
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged book, bringing up charlie, fatherhood, parenting, review, tim atkinson on June 15, 2011 | 2 Comments »
You very rarely see Nike reviewing Adidas’ products, and exclaiming how good they are. Similarly, you’ll never find celebrity hairdresser Nicky Clarke pointing at someone else’s barnet and going ‘Wow, innit great!’, or words to that effect. It’s a competitive market out there, you see, and things such as this – although quite nice – [...]
Ooh, I’d love one.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cuppa, obama, poem, poetry, tea on June 12, 2011 | 2 Comments »
It’s funny how the offer of a simple cup of tea Can make even the strongest man go feeble at the knee. I can tell that you agree that it’s just quite so lovely To have the simple offer of a simple cup of tea. The world is full of conflict, over land and [...]
Rick-Rollin’ Yourself
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged google, guitar, les paul, rick astley, rick rollin on June 9, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Today, to celebrate the 96th birthday of Les Paul (which in French means ‘the Paul’), Google have a rather snazzy guitar thing on their front page. Have you ever looked at that guitar thing and thought ‘I wish I could play Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on that thing’? Well now, thanks to [...]
Stop Whinging, Whingers
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged lottery, olympics, tickets on June 7, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Ugh, you’re so British. Stop whining that you didn’t get any tickets for the Olympics. You knew when you applied that there was a chance you wouldn’t get anything. You don’t complain to Camelot when you miss out on the Lotto jackpot each week, do you? If moaning was an Olympic sport we’d be guaranteed [...]
Curls and Bangs? Must be Wayne Rooney…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged hair, hair graft, hair transplant, hairstyle, Jack Whitehall, Rooney, twitter, Wayne Rooney on June 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
So, what’s the big news of the day? Is it the Epsom Derby? Perhaps the ongoing war against Libya? Stuff that for a game of soldiers (LOL). Wayne Rooney’s had a hair transplant. He broke the news on Twitter, and papers followed up soon afterwards. The jury’s still out on where he got the hair [...]
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