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Monthly Archives: August 2011

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Are You Thinking What I Think You’re Thinking?

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The other day my 16 month-old son, Noah, was ever-so-slightly told off by my father-in-law for messing about with the TV remote control. His response – which I’ve never seen […]

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I want to embrace all of you, except that guy.

August 29, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Many thanks to all who participated in my recent little ‘RT and follow’ competition on Twitter. ‘What competition?’ I hear you cry. Well, there was a competition. Maybe you should […]

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Five Well-Known Films I Have Absolutely No Intention of Watching, Ever

August 29, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Following the roaring success of my Four Overrated Bands post, which I’m pretty sure was read by Barack Obama, the Queen, and Colonel Gaddafi (wherever he’s hiding), I’ve decided to […]

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Silent Sunday

August 28, 2011by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment
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It’s time to replace the full stop. Period.

August 25, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

It’s hard to believe the humble SMS is not yet 20 years old. Conceived in 1992, a single message which read ‘Merry Christmas’ began a form of communication which now […]

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Don’t Complain About Anything Ever Again

August 21, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

This is one of the most moving, terrible photographs I have ever seen. You may think life is bad: the economy is dipping, unemployment is rising, times are hard. But […]

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The Most Ridiculous Emergency Services Calls Ever Made

August 20, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

You may have spotted this article on the BBC News website today, which records the actions of an 11 year-old German boy who was so fed up with doing what […]

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Four Bands I Think Are Totally Overrated But Whom Everyone Else Seems to Rave About

August 20, 2011by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

There are a few bands who seem to be loved by everyone. Even the mere mention of a song name will send them into a wistful trance as they talk […]

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Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Me

August 16, 2011by Ben Wakeling 4 Comments

Let’s crack straight on, shall we? No need for a pithy introduction, it’s all fairly self-explanatory. 1. It was only relatively recently that I realised committing suicide by sticking your […]

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Want to make people smile?

August 14, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

There’s a lot of bad news in the world. However, the sight of a person – or people – laughing can turn your admittedly beautiful face from a frown to […]

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Figuring Out Fatherhood

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The obligatory birth story

Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

Is my son losing his innocence too quickly?

Do you ban your children from watching any kids' TV programmes?

20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

Things I’m Doing

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