I think that Duncan Bannatyne
Could be a lifelong friend of mine
But he has a tendency to whine
And look disgruntled all the time.
Next on the list is Peter Jones
The handsome one, who often moans
But knows a lot about mobile phones
And his teeth are white like marble stones.
And then we come to Deborah Meaden
Who’s certainly not in the business of pleadin’
With entrepreneurs whose ears are bleedin’
After giving figures which are misleadin’.
Hilary Devey will have a field day
If you’re unprepared; and she just may
Tear you apart, even though you’d say
Those shoulder pads are in the way.
And finally, there’s Theo Paphitis
Who has no time for liars and cheaters
When opportunity knocks, he rarely teeters
And seems like quite a nice chap.