An Ode to the Dragons
And why not? – I think that Duncan Bannatyne Could be a lifelong friend of mine But he has a tendency to whine And look disgruntled all the time. Next […]
Monthly Archives: August 2011
How to Stop the Rioting: Send in Justin Bieber
So, rioting. The police are stretched, the fire service is stretched, and all the while the bum dregs of society grab free electronics under the pretence that they have no […]
‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has a sister!
Well, not an actual sister. I mean in the blogging sense of the word. A blog sister. A blister. LOL. Some of my more hardened fans may remember that this blog […]
Stop Being Such a Girl
It’s been a rubbish week. Last Saturday, at 2am, a drunk driver in a stolen Pug decided to drive into a bunch of cars on our street, including my wife’s, […]
Parenting by Numbers
So, a think-tank has come up with the novel idea of introducing a ‘five-a-day’ scheme for parents, in order to spend more time with their kids. More on this later. […]
A Rude Awakening: or, How my Son Can Ruin a Daydream
So I’m at home, lying on the lounge floor, as the 4 year-old drapes himself across my chest and the 1 year-old crawls around with a car in his mouth, […]
Breastfeeding Sucks
As it’s World Breastfeeding Week this week, I feel compelled to give you my perspective on this most natural of happenings. Firstly, like many men, I love boobs. Boobs. Love […]
