I’m bored. What shall I do? I know, I’ll text Dave, see if he wants to come out for a drink. I love Dave, he’s ace. ‘hi dave u wanna go 4 a drink?’ *bleep bleep…bleep bleep* My, that was a remarkably quick response. ‘hi sorry who is this? dave’ ‘Who is this’? ‘Who is [...]
Archive for September, 2011
Hi, Sorry, Who is This?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged friendship, mobile phone on September 26, 2011 | 5 Comments »
My Boys…
Posted in Uncategorized on September 22, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Two photos, taken about three years apart.
Goofy, Ted and the Opposite Perspective
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged child, childhood, parenting, toys on September 20, 2011 | 2 Comments »
When I was a toddler, my favourite thing was a little Goofy soft toy. He would go with me wherever I went, and took pride of place on my bed. I loved that little guy to bits, and would often cuddle him as I sat and watched TV. He would comfort me when I had [...]
The Nostalgia of Conkers
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged autumn, conkers, health and safety on September 19, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Today, class, I want to talk to you about these. It is virtually impossible for me to walk past a conker without picking it up, which is why I was so dismayed when I witnessed a few kids walking through a field strewn with the little brown gems and not stoop to pick a single [...]
Outnumbered: There’s Too Many of Them
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bbc, ben, comedy, episodes, karen, outnumbered, series on September 10, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Friends did it…just. My Family perhaps didn’t quite do it, but got away with it in the end. The Office definitely did it, to much upset at the time, but looking back it was the right thing to do. They all quit while they were ahead.
Sorry I Haven’t Posted in a While…
Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2011 | 1 Comment »
…I’ve been really busy.
Five Things…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blog, categories, funny on September 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve set up a new blog, because I just have so much spare time. It’s a contributor-based blog, which means it needs submissions from funny, witty people like YOU in order to survive and thrive. Basically, you can write about anything you want, as long as it revolves around the number 5: so, for example, you [...]
Dropping a Deuce, Baby Style
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged baby, dads, fatherhood, nappy, toddler on September 3, 2011 | 4 Comments »
After my post of a few days ago, I’ve once again managed to tap into my 16 month-old’s thoughts. This is what goes through his mind when he’s just deposited an impressive load into his nappy. Hoo boy, here it comes. This is gonna be a big one, I can feel it. Enemy at the [...]
What Does Marriage Mean to You?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged love, marriage, relationships, weddings on September 2, 2011 | 8 Comments »
Hello, people. I’ll be on Tony Livesey’s show on BBC Radio 5 Live this Monday, and I was hoping to get some of your wisdom before I go on. We’ll be talking about marriage, and how far the vow ‘to love, honour and obey’ should stretch. The discussion has stemmed from Sally Bercow going against [...]
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