I’m bored. What shall I do? I know, I’ll text Dave, see if he wants to come out for a drink. I love Dave, he’s ace. ‘hi dave u wanna […]
Two photos, taken about three years apart.
When I was a toddler, my favourite thing was a little Goofy soft toy. He would go with me wherever I went, and took pride of place on my bed. […]
Today, class, I want to talk to you about these. It is virtually impossible for me to walk past a conker without picking it up, which is why I was […]
Friends did it…just. My Family perhaps didn’t quite do it, but got away with it in the end. The Office definitely did it, to much upset at the time, but looking back it […]
…I’ve been really busy.
I’ve set up a new blog, because I just have so much spare time. It’s a contributor-based blog, which means it needs submissions from funny, witty people like YOU in order […]
After my post of a few days ago, I’ve once again managed to tap into my 16 month-old’s thoughts. This is what goes through his mind when he’s just deposited […]
Hello, people. I’ll be on Tony Livesey’s show on BBC Radio 5 Live this Monday, and I was hoping to get some of your wisdom before I go on. We’ll […]