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Monthly Archives: December 2011

Video: Courteous Bear Waves at Passenger

December 14, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Proof, if it were needed, that not all bears are savage.

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Video: Awesome Street Performer’s Homemade Drumkit

December 14, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Mad skillz, as the kids say.

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I rest my case.

Festivity Nativity Activity

December 13, 2011by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

This morning I took a half day off work to see my eldest son in his first nativity. It was great, and very sweet. That’s all you need to know, […]

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Santa’s Watching You

December 11, 2011by Ben Wakeling 6 Comments

Isn’t Christmas great? A really beneficial time of year for parents across the globe, I think. I’m sorry, what did you say? You think Christmas is great because of – […]

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Guest Post: So why is she getting a boob job?

December 11, 2011by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment

Relevant to the blog title, don’t you think? S’why I chose this guest post by Rhian Farnworth, a freelance writer based in London who writes on a variety of different […]

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Little Children Fighting Tae Kwon Do

December 10, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Is this funny, disturbing, or a bit of both?

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Thar She Blows

December 8, 2011by Ben Wakeling 9 Comments

In order to help us through the current global economic crisis, and to stave off the mortgage man for another month at least, my wife has recently taken on a […]

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I want my kid to be a starfighter pilot

December 6, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Just a cartoon that made me LOL.

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One more thing to tick off the list…

December 5, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

…you’ve finally actually seen a quick brown fox jump over a lazy dog.

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Video: Dog Interrupts Soccer Game, Signs for Barcelona (Maybe)

December 5, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

I’m assuming it’s a dog. Could just be a very very hairy streaker.

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Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

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20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

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