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The Joys of Parenthood

January 29, 2012by Ben Wakeling 5 Comments
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What’s Your ‘Thing’?

January 27, 2012by Ben Wakeling 11 Comments

Everyone has their ‘thing’. It could be one ‘thing’, it could be two ‘things’…in my case, it’s several ‘things’. Those little quirks and strangeties (yes it’s a word, I just […]

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Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’

January 21, 2012by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has […]

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Video: Dad Melts Baby’s Brain With Motorboat Sounds

January 20, 2012by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment
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VIDEO: Soldier Returns from Afghanistan at Christmas, Surprises Daughters

January 19, 2012by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment

It’s nice to have a tearjerker once in a while. From the upload description: My brother-in-law, Ryan, came home for a few weeks of R&R after fighting for us all […]

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What a baby thinks during a Caesarean section

January 18, 2012by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

This is what I imagine goes through an unborn baby’s mind in the moments before and during a Caesarean section. Yes, I know babies don’t know words. But if a […]

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Caught in a Blog Bromance

January 14, 2012by Ben Wakeling 9 Comments

Yo, let’s drop a beat, or something! This is one for all you daddy bloggers out there! Word! (That means ‘cool’, I think.) Embrace the bromance. Oooohhh… Caught in a […]

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Because you're cool.

Five Reasons Why Parenthood is Rubbish

January 13, 2012by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

You know when an Earth Mother comes up to you whilst you’re minding your own business? You can hear the swoosh of her grass skirt as she sidles up to […]

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I’m Turning Into a Bitter Person

January 12, 2012by Ben Wakeling 9 Comments

Yeah. A ‘bitter alright’. Geddit? A bit of alrig- oh, never mind. These people liked my joke. I’ve had my fingers in a few pies over the years in an […]

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The Greatest Baby Video You Will Ever See

January 10, 2012by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

Gah! Two videos in one day! I am sorry. But, of all the baby videos swilling around the Internet at the moment, this has to be one of the best.

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Figuring Out Fatherhood

My fortnightly column for Parentdish...
The obligatory birth story

Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

Is my son losing his innocence too quickly?

Do you ban your children from watching any kids' TV programmes?

20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

Five things I've learned about my kids this week

Keeping up with the Joneses

Things I’m Doing

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