Archive for January, 2012
The Joys of Parenthood
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged parenthood, parenting, photo on January 29, 2012 | 5 Comments »
What’s Your ‘Thing’?
Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2012 | 11 Comments »
Everyone has their ‘thing’. It could be one ‘thing’, it could be two ‘things’…in my case, it’s several ‘things’. Those little quirks and strangeties (yes it’s a word, I just made it up) you have which, when other people are talking about you, they’re like ‘Yeah, that’s his ‘thing’.’ Let me give you an example [...]
Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged birth, book, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, mums, parening, pregnancy on January 21, 2012 | 3 Comments »
I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has bugged the heck out of many a follower. Anyway, there are two great ways at the moment that you can go about buying my books [...]
Video: Dad Melts Baby’s Brain With Motorboat Sounds
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dad, father, motorboat, video on January 20, 2012 | 1 Comment »
VIDEO: Soldier Returns from Afghanistan at Christmas, Surprises Daughters
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged afghanistan, Christmas, return, soldier, video, war on January 19, 2012 | 1 Comment »
It’s nice to have a tearjerker once in a while. From the upload description: My brother-in-law, Ryan, came home for a few weeks of R&R after fighting for us all in Afghanistan since June. His two daughters didn’t know he was coming home, and were surprised with the best (slightly late) Christmas present ever.
What a baby thinks during a Caesarean section
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged caesarean, childbirth, family guy, labour, one born every minute, pregnancy on January 18, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
This is what I imagine goes through an unborn baby’s mind in the moments before and during a Caesarean section. Yes, I know babies don’t know words. But if a dog can talk in Family Guy, a baby can talk in this humble blog post. Incidentally, the following should be read in the same voice [...]
Caught in a Blog Bromance
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blogger, blogs, bromance, dads, fatherhood, lady gaga, romance on January 14, 2012 | 9 Comments »
Yo, let’s drop a beat, or something! This is one for all you daddy bloggers out there! Word! (That means ‘cool’, I think.) Embrace the bromance. Oooohhh… Caught in a blog bromance Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-maa Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your blog bromance I saw your message On your Twitter feed It said you’d posted And I wanted to [...]
Five Reasons Why Parenthood is Rubbish
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dads, mums, parenthood, parenting, stress on January 13, 2012 | 3 Comments »
You know when an Earth Mother comes up to you whilst you’re minding your own business? You can hear the swoosh of her grass skirt as she sidles up to you, the gentle pat-pat-pat of her woven sandals. You’re not in the mood to talk, instead using a finger to try and pry a LEGO [...]
I’m Turning Into a Bitter Person
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged writer, writing on January 12, 2012 | 9 Comments »
Yeah. A ‘bitter alright’. Geddit? A bit of alrig- oh, never mind. These people liked my joke. I’ve had my fingers in a few pies over the years in an attempt to make a wee bit of cash. I did photography for a while, but soon realised that my crummy digital camera wasn’t that good, [...]
The Greatest Baby Video You Will Ever See
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged baby, favourite, funny, video, who on January 10, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Gah! Two videos in one day! I am sorry. But, of all the baby videos swilling around the Internet at the moment, this has to be one of the best.






