Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad

I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has bugged the heck out of many a follower.

Anyway, there are two great ways at the moment that you can go about buying my books at a lower price. But first, a very quick overview of the books themselves:

Goodbye, Pert Breasts: the Diary of a Newborn Dad is a week-by-week account of my experiences during the pregnancy and birth of my second son, Noah. It gives a unique insight into the sticky nine months through the eye of the father, and is brutally honest about the emotions that we experience. The second half of the book features several chapters on different aspects of fatherhood and parenting, such as dealing with your finances, the rights of the father, and how nursery rhymes are EVIL.

Teething Pains: How to Survive Being a Dad looks at fatherhood from the ages of 0 to 4, holding your manly hand and guiding you through practically every aspect of parenting, such as common illnesses and how to treat them, teething, bonding with your baby, and choosing a decent school. Watch out for the ‘feature pages’: random illustrations such as ‘What a Baby Dreams About’. ‘The Father’s Creed’ is also a must-read.

As well as being insightful and informative, these books will make you laugh. I can’t guarantee you’ll learn anything new, but you can bet your bottom dollar you’ll guffaw a good few times. Please check out the reviews on Amazon if you don’t believe me.

At the moment both books are £3 on the Kindle: and both ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’ boast a five-star rating and often frequent the Top 50 books on fatherhood. Please click on the book title to go to their Amazon page.

If you’d rather have a paperback version, there’s 25% off any purchase if you buy through Lulu. All you need to do is enter the code LULUBOOKUK305 at the checkout. This offer ends on 31st January, though, so be quick! Unfortunately I have little control over the Amazon pricing of paperback versions of my books, but there are often discounts – 10% at the moment.

So, there you have it. My books have been reviewed by leading parenting magazines and featured all over the Internet, so please take a look and see what you think! Let’s face it – we could all do with a good laugh…