Allow me to introduce my daughter, Phenoxymethylpenicillin
It’s a discussion that happens during every pregnancy. No, not the ‘is it mine’ one; I’m 95% sure that our daughter – due in August – is half me (not […]
Monthly Archives: March 2012
VIDEO: Mum Stays Calm During 9.0 Earthquake To Comfort Her Child
Give that woman a medal!
Sometimes other people’s kids are ugly.
Sorry. It sounds harsh, and I’m sure that some of you have your hand clutched to your chest, mouth agape, shocked that I could even mention such a thing. But […]
If you throw a lot of mud…
…some of it will stick. Which is why I need your help again, please. A couple of years ago, in the first year of Goodbye, Pert Breasts, I made the […]
Ignore your broken nose, son, it’s 1-0 to me
Parenting is all about little power struggles, daily victories in the constant battle between you and your child. Sometimes you win, sometimes he wins. It’s the circle of life, or […]
“Uh, sir, your manhood is on the floor.”
I have a feeling I’m going to cry like a little girl when my baby is born. I didn’t shed a tear at all with the first two. I can’t […]
When the magic has gone
It happens to every bloke during his partner’s pregnancy, I should imagine. “Come quickly!” the mum shrieks excitedly, one hand cupping her pregnancy bump, the other flapping erratically at the […]
Guest Post: Fantastic Gift Ideas for a Special Mum
By buyagift.co.uk — Mother’s Day is a time to show our gratitude for the one lady who has always had our best interests at heart. But if you’re at a […]
…by saying something stupid like mumblemumbleokay
Us men have always struggled to verbalise our emotions. It probably stems from Neanderthal times, or something, when we’d drag a pterodactyl back to the cave. Our woman – complete […]
What’s the difference between dogs and women?
Somewhere, at some point in time, I read that dogs are unable to tell the difference between dreaming and reality, which is why sometimes your dog will be in a […]
