What’s the difference between dogs and women?

Somewhere, at some point in time, I read that dogs are unable to tell the difference between dreaming and reality, which is why sometimes your dog will be in a really weird mood when it wakes up. It’s had a dream about you not giving him any food, or whatever.

Today I discovered that it’s not just dogs who display this bizarre behaviour. It’s women. Women are unable to tell the difference between a dream and real life, it seems. I shall demonstrate this through images, because I can’t be bothered to write it all out.

The time is roughly 3am. My wife kicks me awake with one of her massive pregnant feet.

Wake up.

Ugh, what time is - what the...? Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm so mad at you right now.

I, wha...mad at me? Why?

YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!

Whoa, calm down! You'll wake the neighbours! And no I haven't!

YOU CHEATED ON ME IN MY DREEEEEAAAAM!!

Your dream?! Girl-FRIEND, that ain't even REAL! *snigger*

Don't you laugh at me.

Oh. Sorry.

*chuckle*

No.

You're going to be mad at me all day, aren't you?

Yes. All day. I can't believe you cheated on me.

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7 responses to “What’s the difference between dogs and women?

  1. I’m totally with your wife on this one. How dare you cheat on her in her dream.
    I have done the same, woken up in a mood with my husband and refused to speak to him until he apologised.

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