Somewhere, at some point in time, I read that dogs are unable to tell the difference between dreaming and reality, which is why sometimes your dog will be in a really weird mood when it wakes up. It’s had a dream about you not giving him any food, or whatever.
Today I discovered that it’s not just dogs who display this bizarre behaviour. It’s women. Women are unable to tell the difference between a dream and real life, it seems. I shall demonstrate this through images, because I can’t be bothered to write it all out.
The time is roughly 3am. My wife kicks me awake with one of her massive pregnant feet.