You can guarantee that on many occasions your kid will get nutted or slapped or punched by another kid – usually during a party or playgroup. And you can also guarantee that the parent of said offender will pull what I call the ‘Oh, kids!’ face. You know, the face that looks a little something like this.

Oh, kids!

And meanwhile, you’re like this.

I am unamused by your child’s antics.

I just thought I’d make this observation.