What to do when a toddler you don’t know dribbles on your jeans

A little something taken from the sequel to ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, and my favourite of the two books, ‘Teething Pains’. An Amazon review reads as follows…

Genuinely funny. Don’t read it on the bus, or in a quiet library, in a dentist waiting room, or any place where breaking into fits of laughter every couple of minutes will get you thrown out/stared at/sectioned under the mental health act.

You don’t have to be a fist time dad to enjoy it. Anyone of either sex who has had dealings with young children will relate to the author’s truthful description of the responsibilities of being a parent.

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3 responses to “What to do when a toddler you don’t know dribbles on your jeans

  1. Pingback: Attack of the revolting child « Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad·

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