So you’ve got a Kindle, you big fat show-off. Look at you, lying on the beach, or sat on the train, effortlessly reading a book without the wind blowing the pages over, or a fat man’s backside in your face.

But did you know you can improve your Kindle even more? And, with it, your life*?

You can now get every blog post from ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ straight to your Kindle as soon as I publish it. That means that wherever you are, you get a little bit of funny beamed directly to your pocket/handbag/man bag a few times a week without having to wait for your phone to load the page or incur those pesky network costs. Just get your Kindle out on the tube, and have a good old laugh whilst everyone around you looks all glum and grey.

All you need to do is click on this link or on the button below to subscribe, and you’re away. There’s a free 14-day trial, so if you’re not happy you can cancel. Although why wouldn’t you be happy?

* Subscribing to ‘GPB’ on your Kindle probably won’t make your life better. But it will make it funnier.