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How I Came To Hold You

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If there was a short video made about this, it would be set to rousing music, like this, and it would show things like me stepping off a train at Marylebone […]

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The Weight of Self-Pressure

January 10, 2013by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

As time edges ever nearer to the publication of my next book, I feel myself sinking further and further into that vast pit of despair that writers often experience either midway through […]

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I need your honesty…

July 24, 2012by Ben Wakeling 11 Comments

I know I can count on you lot to give me honest feedback. Brutal, you are, sometimes. But I need your opinion on something. As I wait for what seems […]

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Want to make your Kindle even better?

June 18, 2012by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

So you’ve got a Kindle, you big fat show-off. Look at you, lying on the beach, or sat on the train, effortlessly reading a book without the wind blowing the […]

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Review: Lunchtime, by Rebecca Cobb

May 29, 2012by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment

I do love someone who’s multi-talented; and so, when ‘Lunchtime’ (by Rebecca Cobb) landed on my doormat, I was terrifically pleased to find that she had not only written her […]

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What to do when a toddler you don’t know dribbles on your jeans

May 25, 2012by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

A little something taken from the sequel to ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, and my favourite of the two books, ‘Teething Pains’. An Amazon review reads as follows… Genuinely funny. Don’t read […]

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Five stars, of course

April 14, 2012by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Dear reader, You look incredible today. Has anyone ever told you that? And you smell great, really lovely. What do you mean, it’s your natural scent? Wow. Look at your […]

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Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’

January 21, 2012by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has […]

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So very lovely, made from love.

December 29, 2011by Ben Wakeling 8 Comments

About ten minutes ago, I typed the final few words of my book for SANDS onto Microsoft Word (which just so happened to be Stevie Wonder lyrics) and sat back […]

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Spam isn’t all junk

July 16, 2011by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Somewhere, at some point in the history of time, some vagabonds got hold of my email address and started spamming me. Their emails follow the same format: rather dubious ‘Sender’ […]

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I want a hold!

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A conversation with my baby daughter

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Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

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20 years from now

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How fortunate we are

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16th April 2013: Publication of 'How I Came To Hold You', my book for Sands. Read more about the book by visiting sandsbook.co.uk

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