Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel like some kind of evil genius! The last nine months have been a bumpy ol’ ride, like a rollercoaster at Drayton Manor or riding down [...]
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Week Thirty Nine: The Birth Story
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, book, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, foetus, funny, humour, mums, parenthood, pregnancy, pregnant on October 1, 2010 | 3 Comments »
The Story So Far…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, book, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, foetus, funny, humour, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant, publishing on September 23, 2010 | 2 Comments »
So, you may have gathered through my incessant Tweeting and Facebook pimping that ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is out now as a book, packed full of hilarious observations on pregnancy and great advice for dads! Which is why you should buy it. In the meantime, I’ve been working hard on marketing, and am waiting on a [...]
*Fanfare, trumpets, etc*
Posted in fatherhood, funny, parenting, pregnancy, tagged babies, baby, book, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, funny, humour, mum, mums, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant on September 10, 2010 | 15 Comments »
Today’s the day! ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad’ is now officially released! I would smash a bottle of champagne against the side of my laptop like they do when launching ships, but it’d just get incredibly messy and totally not worth it. The book is now available to purchase via Lulu, [...]
Lend me your ears…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, book, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, funny, humour, mums, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant on August 31, 2010 | 6 Comments »
I come bearing good news, like a payslip or page 3 of The Sun. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is going to be published as a book! OK, so no agents wanted me. Publishers gave me the whole “talk to the hand, ‘cos the face ain’t listening” thing. So I’m going to do it the hard way, [...]
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