The Adventures of Cap-man and Plump Scot
Some men wear caps indoors, and some women are plump and have a soft Scottish accent. This morning, in a kind of minor coincidence, I had both sitting next to me […]
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Want to make your Kindle even better?
So you’ve got a Kindle, you big fat show-off. Look at you, lying on the beach, or sat on the train, effortlessly reading a book without the wind blowing the […]
If you throw a lot of mud…
…some of it will stick. Which is why I need your help again, please. A couple of years ago, in the first year of Goodbye, Pert Breasts, I made the […]
Weird things my son does to amuse himself
My youngest son is a bit weird. I mean he’s gorgeous and everything, and he gives me the chompies big-time, but he’s just…a bit strange. For Christmases and birthdays we spend […]
Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’
I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has […]
The Greatest Baby Video You Will Ever See
Gah! Two videos in one day! I am sorry. But, of all the baby videos swilling around the Internet at the moment, this has to be one of the best.
Baby Gets Scared By Dad’s Snoring
Behold, the next baby viral video.
Is the Daily Mail written by chimps?
Hate is a strong word, as the Plain White T’s once sang, and I wouldn’t say that I hate the Daily Mail. In fact, it’s an odd relationship that I […]
Craniology, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the art of being happy all the time
After months of trying everything we possibly could to help my 18-month old son sleep through the night, my wife and I recently turned to craniology therapy – otherwise known […]
Five Things…
I’ve set up a new blog, because I just have so much spare time. It’s a contributor-based blog, which means it needs submissions from funny, witty people like YOU in order […]
