Some men wear caps indoors, and some women are plump and have a soft Scottish accent. This morning, in a kind of minor coincidence, I had both sitting next to me […]
So you’ve got a Kindle, you big fat show-off. Look at you, lying on the beach, or sat on the train, effortlessly reading a book without the wind blowing the […]
…some of it will stick. Which is why I need your help again, please. A couple of years ago, in the first year of Goodbye, Pert Breasts, I made the […]
My youngest son is a bit weird. I mean he’s gorgeous and everything, and he gives me the chompies big-time, but he’s just…a bit strange. For Christmases and birthdays we spend […]
I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has […]
Gah! Two videos in one day! I am sorry. But, of all the baby videos swilling around the Internet at the moment, this has to be one of the best.
Behold, the next baby viral video.
Hate is a strong word, as the Plain White T’s once sang, and I wouldn’t say that I hate the Daily Mail. In fact, it’s an odd relationship that I […]
After months of trying everything we possibly could to help my 18-month old son sleep through the night, my wife and I recently turned to craniology therapy – otherwise known […]
I’ve set up a new blog, because I just have so much spare time. It’s a contributor-based blog, which means it needs submissions from funny, witty people like YOU in order […]