…some of it will stick. Which is why I need your help again, please. A couple of years ago, in the first year of Goodbye, Pert Breasts, I made the final of the MAD Blog Awards, for Funniest Blogger and Blogger of the Year. I didn’t win either. Last year, I didn’t even make the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
If you throw a lot of mud…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awards, blog, funny, mad blog awards on March 22, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Weird things my son does to amuse himself
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged books, fatherhood, funny, infant, parenthood, parenting, son, wet wipe on February 17, 2012 | 5 Comments »
My youngest son is a bit weird. I mean he’s gorgeous and everything, and he gives me the chompies big-time, but he’s just…a bit strange. For Christmases and birthdays we spend a small fortune on him in the way of presents and gifts: toys to keep him amused whilst we scoff our food in the kitchen [...]
Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged birth, book, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, mums, parening, pregnancy on January 21, 2012 | 3 Comments »
I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has bugged the heck out of many a follower. Anyway, there are two great ways at the moment that you can go about buying my books [...]
The Greatest Baby Video You Will Ever See
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged baby, favourite, funny, video, who on January 10, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Gah! Two videos in one day! I am sorry. But, of all the baby videos swilling around the Internet at the moment, this has to be one of the best.
Baby Gets Scared By Dad’s Snoring
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged baby, dad, face, father, funny, snoring, sound on January 4, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Behold, the next baby viral video.
Is the Daily Mail written by chimps?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged daily mail, funny, news on December 21, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Hate is a strong word, as the Plain White T’s once sang, and I wouldn’t say that I hate the Daily Mail. In fact, it’s an odd relationship that I have with DM: I detest myself for logging on to their website and reading the drivel they produce (don’t get me started on Liz Jones), [...]
Craniology, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the art of being happy all the time
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged afghanistan, economy, football, funny, iraq, leonardo dicaprio, meme, parenting, stock market, terrorism, war on November 3, 2011 | 2 Comments »
After months of trying everything we possibly could to help my 18-month old son sleep through the night, my wife and I recently turned to craniology therapy – otherwise known as ‘I’m going to legally touch your child’. Now, I don’t want to say too much here, for two reasons: as I write this it’s [...]
Five Things…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blog, categories, funny on September 4, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve set up a new blog, because I just have so much spare time. It’s a contributor-based blog, which means it needs submissions from funny, witty people like YOU in order to survive and thrive. Basically, you can write about anything you want, as long as it revolves around the number 5: so, for example, you [...]
I want to embrace all of you, except that guy.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, books, children, dads, expectant parents, fatherhood, funny, new dads, parenting, pregnancy, writing on August 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Many thanks to all who participated in my recent little ‘RT and follow’ competition on Twitter. ‘What competition?’ I hear you cry. Well, there was a competition. Maybe you should follow me, and perhaps next time you’ll be a little more on the ball. It was to win signed copies of my books. The winner [...]
Good Things Do Still Happen
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged breivik, china, facebook, funny, heartwarming, norway, oslo, utoya, winehouse on July 24, 2011 | 1 Comment »
There’s been a lot of bad news over the past few days. Norway. Winehouse. China. Dozy forklift drivers. And, it’s fair to say, it’s got us all down a bit. So here are some of the items of good news you might have missed over the past few days. – 1. Facebook Friends Save a [...]
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