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Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Funny Images I’ve Seen This Week
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged funny, images, photos on July 1, 2011 | 1 Comment »
It’s an Outrage
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dog, funny, news, picnic on May 15, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The other day I tweeted about some shocking local news. No fewer than THREE DOGS trampled on some poor woman’s picnic whilst she was enjoying a summer afternoon in the park. Not only that, but they jumped on her dog. When she confronted the owner of the three ruffian pooches, she got a very terse [...]
Nothing makes my son laugh…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, bay, funny, laughing on April 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
…the boy is made of stone.
CBeebies Episodes They Refuse to Film: Part 2
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged cbeebies, children, childrens, episodes, funny, kids, parenting, television on April 26, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Back in the day, when I were a lad, I wrote about some CBeebies episodes I thought should be filmed. It was really really funny. I suggest you read it. It’s time for a decent sequel, like Iron Man 2, Toy Story 2, or Greas- oh. Let’s crack on. Big Barn Farm In an attempt [...]
Tick, tock…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, blogger, blogging, child, dads, father, fatherhood, funny, nomination, parent, parenthood, parenting, poetry, pregnancy, writing on April 22, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Don’t worry. That’s not me counting down the seconds of your life, although it is ticking away. It’s simply to let you know that nominations for the MAD Blog Awards close on Monday 25th April, so I don’t have much time to convince as many of you as possible to put goodbyepertbreasts.com forward for an [...]
Interviews with Isaac: Pets, Colonel Gaddafi and Brushing a Crocodile’s Teeth
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged animals, fatherhood, funny, interview, Libya, parenting, pets, son on April 12, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve not done many interviews before, and so in preparation for my upcoming chats with various parents for my Sands book – and to test out my new little recorder gizmo thing – I thought I’d interview my 3 year-old son, Isaac. Here’s the transcript: alternatively you can listen to the interview in full – [...]
If you ain’t first, you’re last
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, mads, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, writing on April 5, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Fellow parents, take heed. You may remember last year when I asked – nay, begged – for your nomination in the MAD Blog Awards 2010. You came up trumps, and in September I found myself in Bognor Regis at a rather swanky awards ceremony. It was a great evening, apart from the fact I didn’t [...]
Looking for the ultimate guide to being a dad?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, babies, dads, expectant parents, fatherhood, first time dads, first time parents, funny, humor, humour, mums, new parents, parenting, parenting help, parenting information, pregnancy, pregnancy diary, pregnancy help, preschool, teething, weaning on March 25, 2011 | 4 Comments »
You lucky, lucky people. Or words to that effect. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has done pretty well since it was published as a book back in September. It’s received great reviews and I’ve had some lovely feedback from both mums and dads, for which I honestly thank you. For the last few months I’ve been slaving [...]
Chinese Chicken, the Little Old Lady and Lifting a Car
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged car, funny, lady, lift, Sainsburys on February 14, 2011 | 1 Comment »
To any passers-by, we must have looked like idiots. Me on one side of the car, my colleague on the other, fingers gripped under the wheel arch as we try desperately to lift it and move it two feet to the right. Yes, I said lift a car. TWO FEET TO THE RIGHT. Let’s rewind [...]
Sport in Six Words
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged accidents, andy gray, football, funny, richard keys, rugby, soccer, sports, words on January 27, 2011 | 15 Comments »
Putting the whole Andy Gray and Richard Keys thing to one side for five minutes, it’s the simple truth that the offside rule is difficult to understand (not just for women, I should hastily add). I tried to explain it to my three year-old son, but he didn’t get it. Mind you, he wasn’t really [...]
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