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Looking for the ultimate guide to being a dad?

March 25, 2011by Ben Wakeling 4 Comments

You lucky, lucky people. Or words to that effect. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has done pretty well since it was published as a book back in September. It’s received great reviews […]

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Skidmark and the Quest for Coolness

December 5, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

When I first decided I wanted to do this writing malarkey, I wrote a book about a group of nerds in high school who decide to give up being geeks […]

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Just a Quickie…

October 16, 2010by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Not like that, you filthy person. Just to let you know that there’s 10% off my book now if you buy through Lulu!

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‘GPB’ now available on Amazon!

October 12, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

Dear loyal lovers, I’m reaching out to the wider world, what with my book now being available to buy through Amazon ‘n all! Can I ask a favour please? If […]

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Week Thirty Nine: The Birth Story

October 1, 2010by Ben Wakeling 3 Comments

Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel […]

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Win a signed copy of ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’!

September 26, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

You never know, it might be worth something one day… The lovely Becky at Book Reviews For Mums has written one of the best reviews I’ve ever read of ‘Goodbye, […]

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Week Thirty Eight: My lovely lady trumps

September 24, 2010by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut, as it always seems to get me in some kind of trouble – or at the very least earns me a withering stare. […]

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The Story So Far…

September 23, 2010by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

So, you may have gathered through my incessant Tweeting and Facebook pimping that ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is out now as a book, packed full of hilarious observations on pregnancy and […]

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Week Thirty Seven: Not that I ever massage children, mind you…

September 17, 2010by Ben Wakeling 5 Comments

Mental note: apparently, “Sucks to be you” is not an acceptable response after your mrs grumbles about how uncomfortable she is. You may feel I’m being harsh, and I probably […]

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*Fanfare, trumpets, etc*

September 10, 2010by Ben Wakeling 15 Comments

Today’s the day! ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad’ is now officially released! I would smash a bottle of champagne against the side of my laptop like […]

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Figuring Out Fatherhood

My fortnightly column for Parentdish...
The obligatory birth story

Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

Is my son losing his innocence too quickly?

Do you ban your children from watching any kids' TV programmes?

20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

Things I’m Doing

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