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VIDEO: Mum Stays Calm During 9.0 Earthquake To Comfort Her Child

March 29, 2012by Ben Wakeling 1 Comment

Give that woman a medal!

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It's doubtful she'd look this happy.

Week Thirty Seven: Not that I ever massage children, mind you…

September 17, 2010by Ben Wakeling 5 Comments

Mental note: apparently, “Sucks to be you” is not an acceptable response after your mrs grumbles about how uncomfortable she is. You may feel I’m being harsh, and I probably […]

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"OoooooOOOOOohhh...!"

*Fanfare, trumpets, etc*

September 10, 2010by Ben Wakeling 15 Comments

Today’s the day! ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad’ is now officially released! I would smash a bottle of champagne against the side of my laptop like […]

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"Two weeks left, and yes. There's only one. Now beat it."

Week Thirty Four: If you ask me that question one more time…

August 27, 2010by Ben Wakeling 4 Comments

“So how long have you got left?” “Are you sure there’s not two in there? They hide behind each other on scans, you know.” (Upon hearing the response to the […]

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Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Advert

May 12, 2010by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Rumour has it that YouTube is pretty popular…so I thought I’d splice together a quick advert. Tell your friends, or I’ll send the bogeyman after you. View it here, and […]

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Figuring Out Fatherhood

My fortnightly column for Parentdish...
The obligatory birth story

Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

Is my son losing his innocence too quickly?

Do you ban your children from watching any kids' TV programmes?

20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

Things I’m Doing

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