Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’
I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has […]
Tag Archives: mums
Five Reasons Why Parenthood is Rubbish
You know when an Earth Mother comes up to you whilst you’re minding your own business? You can hear the swoosh of her grass skirt as she sidles up to […]
If we didn’t have kids…
Most of the conversations I have with my wife begin with the words ‘If we didn’t have kids…’ In fact, so many that I even tweeted to this effect, on 20 October […]
Damn You, Time.
“Ooh, an extra hour in bed tomorrow!” squeals a childless friend, probably single. You shoot them daggers from across the room, little caffeine-tipped blades that will condemn the victim to […]
The REAL Perk of Being a Dad
I see a lot of tripe in the ‘blogosphere’ (shudder), especially when people talk about fatherhood. Really soppy things like ‘my heart swelled ten sizes when she took her first […]
Looking for the ultimate guide to being a dad?
You lucky, lucky people. Or words to that effect. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has done pretty well since it was published as a book back in September. It’s received great reviews […]
The Spanish Inquisition
I’m starting to put together some ideas for a sequel to ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, and would like to address some of the main fears that you have (or have had) […]
Week Thirty Nine: The Birth Story
Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel […]
Win a signed copy of ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’!
You never know, it might be worth something one day… The lovely Becky at Book Reviews For Mums has written one of the best reviews I’ve ever read of ‘Goodbye, […]
Week Thirty Eight: My lovely lady trumps
I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut, as it always seems to get me in some kind of trouble – or at the very least earns me a withering stare. […]
