The ‘Oh, Kids!’ Face
You can guarantee that on many occasions your kid will get nutted or slapped or punched by another kid – usually during a party or playgroup. And you can also […]
Tag Archives: parenthood
Sick with Worry
Someone once told me that you don’t know the meaning of worry until you become a parent – and ever since I’ve become a dad, I know exactly what they’re […]
Sometimes other people’s kids are ugly.
Sorry. It sounds harsh, and I’m sure that some of you have your hand clutched to your chest, mouth agape, shocked that I could even mention such a thing. But […]
Willy or Woo-Woo?
Much to the mirth of the bulging women and ageing receptionists in the MUMS centre I scuttle over to my wife, who has been sat in the waiting room wondering […]
Weird things my son does to amuse himself
My youngest son is a bit weird. I mean he’s gorgeous and everything, and he gives me the chompies big-time, but he’s just…a bit strange. For Christmases and birthdays we spend […]
The Joys of Parenthood
Five Reasons Why Parenthood is Rubbish
You know when an Earth Mother comes up to you whilst you’re minding your own business? You can hear the swoosh of her grass skirt as she sidles up to […]
Tick, tock…
Don’t worry. That’s not me counting down the seconds of your life, although it is ticking away. It’s simply to let you know that nominations for the MAD Blog Awards […]
If you ain’t first, you’re last
Fellow parents, take heed. You may remember last year when I asked – nay, begged – for your nomination in the MAD Blog Awards 2010. You came up trumps, and […]
A Bit of Give and Take
My day job is as a Quantity Surveyor for a housebuilding company, and yes, I have been known to count bricks, before you ask. A lot of my time, though, […]
