Poetry Competition: The Winners are Announced
Remember that poetry competition I hosted ages ago? I wouldn’t blame you if you don’t – I dropped the ball somewhat and it took me an age to find someone […]
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Poetry Competition Entries
This post was previously a poll so you could choose your favourite poem. Upon reflection, a public vote can be an imbalanced way to decide. My search for a judge continues. […]
Billy the Dragon, Jack the Lad, and the Very Loud Roar
Hello all, I come to you with bleary eyes, caused by lack of sleep and having my contact lenses in for too long; I promise I will return with some […]
A Poem for my Baby Daughter
I can count on the fingers of your tiny hand The days that I have known your face. But not the number of days that I have loved you. That […]
Daddy, Daddy!
The other day I discovered that some kid in the year above Isaac at school has been picking on him. Thankfully it’s stopped now, but the surge of teeth-grinding fist-clenching […]
An Ode to the Dragons
And why not? – I think that Duncan Bannatyne Could be a lifelong friend of mine But he has a tendency to whine And look disgruntled all the time. Next […]
Ooh, I’d love one.
It’s funny how the offer of a simple cup of tea Can make even the strongest man go feeble at the knee. I can tell that you agree that it’s […]
The Dreaded Lurgy
Itchy itchy itchy! Scratch scratch scratch! Stay far away, or you could catch The nasty illness that every kid gets Where your temperature rises, you break out in sweats But […]
Tick, tock…
Don’t worry. That’s not me counting down the seconds of your life, although it is ticking away. It’s simply to let you know that nominations for the MAD Blog Awards […]
Quite the Rhyme-Master
I’ve gone and written another poem. This time it’s one for kids, so it doesn’t involve fat people or anything rude. I’d have published this as a book (you know […]
