I’ve decided that this year I need to put more effort into selling my books, hence the relentless plugging during ‘One Born Every Minute’ each Wednesday, which I’m sure has bugged the heck out of many a follower. Anyway, there are two great ways at the moment that you can go about buying my books [...]
Posts Tagged ‘pregnancy’
Great Deals on ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ and ‘Teething Pains’
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged birth, book, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, mums, parening, pregnancy on January 21, 2012 | 2 Comments »
What a baby thinks during a Caesarean section
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged caesarean, childbirth, family guy, labour, one born every minute, pregnancy on January 18, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
This is what I imagine goes through an unborn baby’s mind in the moments before and during a Caesarean section. Yes, I know babies don’t know words. But if a dog can talk in Family Guy, a baby can talk in this humble blog post. Incidentally, the following should be read in the same voice [...]
What’s wrong with this photo?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged birth, childbirth, labour, national geographic, parenting, photo, photograph, pregnancy on December 1, 2011 | 10 Comments »
EVERYTHING. Eww. By the way, for those who think I might have typed ‘graphic childbirth’ into Google, I haven’t. This is one of the photos entered for this year’s National Geographic Photo Contest. I know that as a parent blogger man I should look at this photo and say ‘Ooh, just LOOK at the miracle [...]
I want to embrace all of you, except that guy.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, books, children, dads, expectant parents, fatherhood, funny, new dads, parenting, pregnancy, writing on August 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Many thanks to all who participated in my recent little ‘RT and follow’ competition on Twitter. ‘What competition?’ I hear you cry. Well, there was a competition. Maybe you should follow me, and perhaps next time you’ll be a little more on the ball. It was to win signed copies of my books. The winner [...]
Interview: DaddyNatal
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged antenatal, birth, classes, daddynatal, midwife, pregnancy on May 13, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The other day I had a piece published on Parentdish, about a man’s view of antenatal classes. In it, I quote Dean Beaumont, who stopped whinging about how tailored towards the mum antenatal classes are, got off his bum, and did something about it. He set up DaddyNatal, a dads-only antenatal class (which the Daily [...]
Tick, tock…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, blogger, blogging, child, dads, father, fatherhood, funny, nomination, parent, parenthood, parenting, poetry, pregnancy, writing on April 22, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Don’t worry. That’s not me counting down the seconds of your life, although it is ticking away. It’s simply to let you know that nominations for the MAD Blog Awards close on Monday 25th April, so I don’t have much time to convince as many of you as possible to put goodbyepertbreasts.com forward for an [...]
If you ain’t first, you’re last
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, mads, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, writing on April 5, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Fellow parents, take heed. You may remember last year when I asked – nay, begged – for your nomination in the MAD Blog Awards 2010. You came up trumps, and in September I found myself in Bognor Regis at a rather swanky awards ceremony. It was a great evening, apart from the fact I didn’t [...]
Looking for the ultimate guide to being a dad?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, babies, dads, expectant parents, fatherhood, first time dads, first time parents, funny, humor, humour, mums, new parents, parenting, parenting help, parenting information, pregnancy, pregnancy diary, pregnancy help, preschool, teething, weaning on March 25, 2011 | 4 Comments »
You lucky, lucky people. Or words to that effect. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has done pretty well since it was published as a book back in September. It’s received great reviews and I’ve had some lovely feedback from both mums and dads, for which I honestly thank you. For the last few months I’ve been slaving [...]
A New Cover for ‘GPB’…I Need Your Help!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged book covers, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, graphic design, pregnancy, writers, writing on January 20, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Good day to you, wizards and witches. Reading this article on the Guardian’s website about the importance of a book’s cover made me think about ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’. I’ve been thinking for a while that the current cover isn’t particularly appealing, and wouldn’t really catch someone’s eye if they were browsing Amazon. So, I’ve made [...]
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