You lucky, lucky people. Or words to that effect. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ has done pretty well since it was published as a book back in September. It’s received great reviews and I’ve had some lovely feedback from both mums and dads, for which I honestly thank you. For the last few months I’ve been slaving [...]
Posts Tagged ‘pregnancy’
Looking for the ultimate guide to being a dad?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, babies, dads, expectant parents, fatherhood, first time dads, first time parents, funny, humor, humour, mums, new parents, parenting, parenting help, parenting information, pregnancy, pregnancy diary, pregnancy help, preschool, teething, weaning on March 25, 2011 | 4 Comments »
A New Cover for ‘GPB’…I Need Your Help!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged book covers, books, dads, fatherhood, funny, graphic design, pregnancy, writers, writing on January 20, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Good day to you, wizards and witches. Reading this article on the Guardian’s website about the importance of a book’s cover made me think about ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’. I’ve been thinking for a while that the current cover isn’t particularly appealing, and wouldn’t really catch someone’s eye if they were browsing Amazon. So, I’ve made [...]
Calling All Editors…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged agents, dads, editors, fatherhood, freelance, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, writers, writing on January 12, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Just a quick post to pimp myself a bit. I am a regular contributor to BornFree UK and Parentdish, and am actively looking for some more freelance work to widen my portfolio. If you reckon you could use a writer that can jabber on about all aspects of parenting and fatherhood in an interesting and [...]
The Spanish Inquisition
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, dads, mums, parenting, pregnancy, worries on November 7, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I’m starting to put together some ideas for a sequel to ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, and would like to address some of the main fears that you have (or have had) as a parent. What really freaked you out once your baby was born? Was it illness? Abduction? When your little one grew older, was it [...]
‘GPB’ now available on Amazon!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, birth, book, dad, father, fatherhood, funny, humor, humour, mother, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, publish, release on October 12, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Dear loyal lovers, I’m reaching out to the wider world, what with my book now being available to buy through Amazon ‘n all! Can I ask a favour please? If you have read my book, or love my blog, please visit my Amazon page and write a quick review…I’ll be yours forever. Ta, Ben
Guest Post: Pregnancy and Birth
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged birth, childbirth, labour, pregnancy, relationships on October 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s a guest post from Jo at Slummy Single Mummy. If you fancy writing a guest post for ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, get in touch! People often tell me I don’t look old enough to have a 15 year old daughter and quite frankly I’m not. Much to the surprise of my friends, family and teachers, [...]
Week Thirty Nine: The Birth Story
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, book, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, foetus, funny, humour, mums, parenthood, pregnancy, pregnant on October 1, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel like some kind of evil genius! The last nine months have been a bumpy ol’ ride, like a rollercoaster at Drayton Manor or riding down [...]
Win a signed copy of ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, foetus, funny, humour, mums, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant on September 26, 2010 | 2 Comments »
You never know, it might be worth something one day… The lovely Becky at Book Reviews For Mums has written one of the best reviews I’ve ever read of ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, and is hosting a competition to win a book signed by yours truly! All you need to do is tell her by commenting [...]
Week Thirty Eight: My lovely lady trumps
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, funny, humour, mums, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant on September 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut, as it always seems to get me in some kind of trouble – or at the very least earns me a withering stare. My suggestion of putting a rusk at the entrance to her lady parts to try and coax the child out met with a snigger, which [...]
The Story So Far…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged babies, baby, book, childbirth, dad, dads, early pregnancy, expectant parents, fatherhood, foetus, funny, humour, parenthood, parenting, pregnancy, pregnant, publishing on September 23, 2010 | 2 Comments »
So, you may have gathered through my incessant Tweeting and Facebook pimping that ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is out now as a book, packed full of hilarious observations on pregnancy and great advice for dads! Which is why you should buy it. In the meantime, I’ve been working hard on marketing, and am waiting on a [...]
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