Week Thirty Nine: The Birth Story
Ha! You wish. Sorry chaps and chapesses, if you want the birth story (plus a tonne of other hilarious stuff) you’re going to have to buy my book. I feel […]
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Win a signed copy of ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’!
You never know, it might be worth something one day… The lovely Becky at Book Reviews For Mums has written one of the best reviews I’ve ever read of ‘Goodbye, […]
Week Thirty Eight: My lovely lady trumps
I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut, as it always seems to get me in some kind of trouble – or at the very least earns me a withering stare. […]
The Story So Far…
So, you may have gathered through my incessant Tweeting and Facebook pimping that ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is out now as a book, packed full of hilarious observations on pregnancy and […]
Week Thirty Seven: Not that I ever massage children, mind you…
Mental note: apparently, “Sucks to be you” is not an acceptable response after your mrs grumbles about how uncomfortable she is. You may feel I’m being harsh, and I probably […]
*Fanfare, trumpets, etc*
Today’s the day! ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts: The Diary of a Newborn Dad’ is now officially released! I would smash a bottle of champagne against the side of my laptop like […]
Week Thirty Six: Houston, we are engaged and ready for launch
This week began by a trip to the hospital. Jess’ hands and feet had swelled so much her toes looked like they warranted their own biceps, and as well as […]
Week Thirty Five: Public Enemy No.1
Jess is actually beginning to resent me a bit. I know! Me, of all people! I’ve been nothing but charming. It’s because she wants to be skinny and fit. I’m […]
Lend me your ears…
I come bearing good news, like a payslip or page 3 of The Sun. ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’ is going to be published as a book! OK, so no agents wanted […]
Week Thirty Four: If you ask me that question one more time…
“So how long have you got left?” “Are you sure there’s not two in there? They hide behind each other on scans, you know.” (Upon hearing the response to the […]
