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Boy…that escalated quickly

December 28, 2012by Ben Wakeling 2 Comments

So I’m sitting at my laptop, trying to work (or browse YouTube, whatever), when my wife’s face appears in my vision from nowhere. The tip of her nose is literally […]

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Kiddy Speak

December 17, 2012by Ben Wakeling 7 Comments

It’s common knowledge that having children affects the husband-wife relationship. For example, we used to spend our evenings in the pub, whereas now our evenings are spent in the living […]

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What’s the difference between dogs and women?

March 7, 2012by Ben Wakeling 7 Comments

Somewhere, at some point in time, I read that dogs are unable to tell the difference between dreaming and reality, which is why sometimes your dog will be in a […]

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What Does Marriage Mean to You?

September 2, 2011by Ben Wakeling 8 Comments

Hello, people. I’ll be on Tony Livesey’s show on BBC Radio 5 Live this Monday, and I was hoping to get some of your wisdom before I go on. We’ll […]

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Guest Post: Pregnancy and Birth

October 8, 2010by Ben Wakeling Leave a comment

Here’s a guest post from Jo at Slummy Single Mummy. If you fancy writing a guest post for ‘Goodbye, Pert Breasts’, get in touch! People often tell me I don’t […]

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Figuring Out Fatherhood

My fortnightly column for Parentdish...
The obligatory birth story

Ah, the memories

I want a hold!

The fibs kids tell

A conversation with my baby daughter

A day in the life of my two-year-old son

Little Horrors

Santa's Watching You

Five Things You Will See At Every Nativity Play

Hooray, I'm Back At Work!

Is my son losing his innocence too quickly?

Do you ban your children from watching any kids' TV programmes?

20 years from now

Three days on MacGregor Ward

The horror of playgroups

Potty training: easier said than done

How fortunate we are

Things I’m Doing

16th April 2013: Publication of 'How I Came To Hold You', my book for Sands. Read more about the book by visiting sandsbook.co.uk

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